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(You've GOT to be kidding me.... the virtuous vanilla really cracked me up.)
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Salacious tidbits on life, liberty, literature, languages, and love from the viewpoint of one crazy, white, Spanish-speaking, American hijabi.
Ahlan Wa Sahlan
La Que Confunde El Mundo
Soy yo!
La guera- latina- pero gringa- musulmana.
Maybe you heard about me?
Soy la unica.
La guera- latina- pero gringa- musulmana.
Maybe you heard about me?
Soy la unica.
Right now I am:
not packed.
About Me
- Molly
- I'm somewhere in my 20's, newly married to an Egyptian and learning to navigate the tricky corridor of meshing myself and my life completely into someone else and their life; although it helps immensely that he is the awesomest human being that I ever got a chance to call my own. I'm kind of obsessed with Islam, not in a stuff it down other people's throats way, but in a fuzzy-it-makes-me-happy sort of way, I go a bit nutty for palm trees, and I'm really just trying to figure out how this whole grown up life thing goes. And all in hijab.
What I'm reading now:
Religious Perspective
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- Gah..
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- To Hijab or To Not Hijab
- *wink wink nudge nudge*
- A Thousand Fathers But My Own
- You like me! You really, really like me!
- Who-Wha? The life of a new day in new shoes.
- Work it girl!
- Three years and all my life
- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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- "Pardon me, you're icky."
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- Secret Diary
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- The Rickshaw Diaries
- The Saudi Stepford Wife
- The Traveller Within
- Two Pair of Eyes
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- UmmAli
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6 comments:
Just when you think you've seen everything. It is indeed offensive. Still kinda funny though ;)
And the kicker is that it wasn't Christians who did it. I could totally see some mexican abuelita with her 5 gorgeous nietas pandering Jesus-juice or compressed sangre del señor for a whiter complexion to people on the street. Christians doing it makes it sacrosanct, non-Christians doing it makes it sacreligious. I love the packaging though, I bet its a matter of weeks before its screened straight on to tees making an even more lucritive business venture for the company who started it.
I honestly want some virtuous vanilla lip balm, no matter how haraam it would be to carry something with the image of a Prophet on it. I'd scratch the part off and see if I feel any more virtuous for having used it.
It reminds of my days haunting the santeria shops with the candles of odd-named saints to help you win the lottery.
Oh how colorful catholocism was.
I seen this at virgin music store. its so dumb.
carrie your phoenix sista :P
carrie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally you stopped blurking. I love it.
You know that Urban Outfitters would sell that stuff!LOL I'd get a kick out of it just for the kitsch factor!LOL So cheesy it's cool... In a wierd way...
I know right! I still, deep down in my heart, still want a shirt that says "Mary is my homegirl".
But I never could or would.
*sigh*
I love kitsch.
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