I'm not even exaggerating.
I'm going AZ (inshallah) in two weeks and three of the five of us are pregnant.
I am not one of the three, by the way. In case you were wondering.
I just found out yesterday that my friend had her baby on leap day. MashAllah. I know five more muslimahs from my masjid who are in the family way and going to pop pretty soon inshAllah.
My bestest friend Muslimah Lotus has a bun in her oven too, mashAllah.
Shushu who got married a month after me is also awaiting the stork.
As well as about 5 women who work here in the clinic, and one doctor who is out today giving birth.
I'm not sure, but whatever water they drank from did not fill my cup. (Mariah: high five- no babies!!)
During lunch the topic of the day in the break room was labor and epidurals. Old moms were telling new moms what to expect and exchanging
And me, well, I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies.
Is it just me or is EVERYONE pregnant?